“Greeting Planewalkers and welcome to the World Serpent! Come in and take a load off yer feet. I be Mitchifer your humble hoslter. What can I get for ya? I have a selection of viands and victuals for every taste from Arborean apple pies, Heartwine from Curst, Bytopian barley toast, or even roast Fhorge… that’s a crazy wild boar what lives on the ‘Land. And drinks from around the multiverse to quench the mightiest thirsts! If ya need a room there’s plenty to be had round the back corridors. Careful though even I don’t know everything that goes on back there.”